American Undercroft

Hey, you crazy teens!  It can be pretty hard to understand that darned Bible sometimes… Luke 22:54-62, just to pick a completely random set of verses!  Let’s retranslate it in a way you’ll understand it, okay?  Then we’ll talk about drugs.

Here are Jesus and Peter on their YouFace TubeBerrys , having a chat:

BigPeteROCK:  Where u?

JC:  Crib of high priest :( U?

BigPeteROCK:  Just outside, in crtyrd.  Somebody brought kosher marshmallows, WOOT!

JC:  Just SERVED Annus, LOL

BigPeteROCK:  BRB, srvnt grrl chtting w/me…

JC:  Don’t cut her ear off ; )

BigPeteROCK:  jajajajajajaja

JC:  RU there?

JC:  Coming thru crtyrd… wanna hang out?

JC:  Dude, WTF?

BigPeteROCK:  : (