American Undercroft

THE VATICAN:  Pope Benedict XVI was granted the singular honor of consuming oxygen in the presence of U.S. World Universe President Barack Obama on Friday.  While the pontiff himself did not comment on the matter, MSNBC’s Chis Matthews referred to him as “the luckiest person on the face of the Earth, ever.”

“He got to sit across a desk from him and everything,” Matthews reported. “They were supposed for fifteen minutes, but it wound up being for a whole entire half hour.”

Matthews then sighed wistfully.

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