Jun 28 2009
IMAGE OF YET ANOTHER CHURCH MEMBER WHO IS MALE, OLD UNVEILED
The Vatican has unveiled a catacombs image of St. Paul, an image which dates from the third century. It’s yet another icon of an old white male from to be celebrated by the Catholic Church, sources say.
“I feel repressed,” said Rachel Bohner of Palm Beach, FL. “I don’t understand why the establishment can’t offer us some ancient images of transgendered Aleutian nuns or something.”
“I wish the Church would find more modern catacomb paintings,” she added. “Something nice and neon, like from the 80’s.”
St. Paul was unavailable for comment.
